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The WWOMB Contest, Sponsored by Squidge.ORG

Please note that as of January 2019, the contest has been suspended.

Want to win a prize for something you already love doing? The WWOMB, in conjunction with host Squidge.ORG is running three monthly contests starting in October 2010. Participate, and you can win one of four US$10 (£ 6.50, or € 6.50 - the non-US equivalent of US$10, as it fluctuates) gift certificates to either the Apple iTunes store or Amazon.com or item(s) out of the Squidge.org CafePress store up to US$20 (£ 15.00 or € 15.00 - again, fluctuating with currency exchange) before shipping. NOTE from 08/2016: CafePress no longer has gift certificates, so this option is now no longer available.

Please note that as of January 2016, we are dropping the category for most prolific author. Other categories still apply.

Here are the categories:

1) One random author from the month

2) One random commenter from the month, as well as the author the story was made about.

Every month, on the first of the month, three different queries will be put to the database. The first query will search for the author with the most stories for the previous month, the second one will find a random author that submitted a story from the previous month (excluding the most prolific author's penname), and the last one will find a random commenter who commented on any story over the previous month. Each winner will be contacted via their email address in the system, and be offered one prize from the following: A $10 Apple iTunes gift certificate, a $10 Amazon.com gift certificate, or one item from the Squidge.org CafePress store worth up to $20 (not including shipping).

The Fine Print:

  • The contest was not run in 2013, but has resumed with drawings as of January, 2014. Additionally, it wasn't run May 2014 to December 2014. There will be no drawings nor prizes for those months.
  • Open to anyone registered on the WWOMB and participating per above requirements.
  • Hostmaster 'squidgie' and Webmistress 'peja' are not eligible to win
  • Winners from one month will not be eligible for the next contests that month, and for the next month's contest. e.g. If user 'maximo' wins the most prolific author contest for the period September 1st - 30th, they cannot win the random author or random commenter contest that month. They are also ineligible to win the 'most prolific' prize for a period of 12 months. However, the most prolific author and all other winners for the month are eligible starting the second month after their win (for all contests except most prolific author).
  • It is assumed that all registered users are participants. If a user wants to opt out from all contests, please contact Hostmaster at 'walterh@squidge.org'
  • Apple iTunes and Amazon.com gift certificates available worldwide. Squidge.ORG CafePress store items available in North America (Canada, United States, Mexico), The United Kingdom, and The European Union only.
  • Hostmaster and Webmistress reserve the right to mark a winner ineligible in cases where the entries are fraudulent, including but not limited to A) stories the author has not themselves written B) the same story uploaded multiples times with intent to skew the numbers C) entries deemed ineligible such as random characters (i.e. 'abcd1234') being submitted for a story or a comment on a story or "placeholder" stories where the text of the story says something like "Will be uploaded soon".
  • Winner's pennames will be listed on the WWOMB for the month period after they win. All attempts will be made to contact them, though hostmaster and webmistress will not be held responsible for those with bouncing email addresses. First attempt will be via the email address in the author's/commenter's profile, if available, then by the 'Contact User' form available on WWOMB. A second attempt will be done, if no response is received, ten to fourteen days later. Final attempt will be made ten to fourteen days after that. If no response received by the time of the next drawing, the winner forfeits their prize.
  • If you have questions, please direct them to Peja at makebelievearchive@gmail.com or Walter at walterh@squidge.org

    For the real geeky among us, these are the queries being used:


    select uid from fanfiction_stories
    where date > '2010-09-01 00:00:00' and date < '2010-09-30 23:59:59'
    and uid != 1 ;peja
    and uid != 133 ;squidgie
    and uid != (previous query's winner)
    order by rand()
    limit 1;


    select * from fanfiction_reviews
    where date > '2010-09-01 00:00:00' and date < '2010-09-30 23:59:59'
    and reviewer != 'peja'
    and reviewer != 'squidgie'
    order by rand()
    limit 1;


    December 2010 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 12 stories is anny385
  • Random author was Nancy for the story "Not The Girl"
  • Random reviewer was msdarque for their review of Carnicalo's "In the Light of a New Day"

  • January 2011 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 28 stories is Andrew Troy Keller
  • Random author was Buffy for the story "Untitled Criminal Minds Story"
  • Random reviewer was ZzoaozZ for their review of Python's "Say I"

  • February 2011 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 146 stories is PattRose
  • Random author was Buffy
  • Random reviewer was Keikokin for their review of IreneAdler's story

  • March 2011 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 115 stories is Pirate Turner
  • Random author was anny385 for the story Together Forever
  • Random reviewer was abbeyrd62561 for their review of Harbinger's story Together Forever

  • April 2011 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 83 stories is ROSSELLA1
  • Random author was Crow for their story 'The Visit'
  • Random reviewer was Aira Silver for their review of Tiffany F's story 'Bound'

  • May 2011 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 74 stories is anny385
  • Random author was Arress for their story 'Second in Command'
  • Random reviewer was BillieBog for their review of Cernicalo's story 'In the Light of a New Day'

  • June 2011 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 19 stories is wereleopard
  • Random author was Kate of Kintail for their story 'Doctors Do Get Sick'
  • Random reviewer was ckerg for their review of RosalindB's story 'The Jenkins Girl'

  • July 2011 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 48 stories is Danyealle
  • Random author was Python for their story 'Genie in a Bottle'
  • Random reviewer was thallissa for their review of Shawna's story 'Stay With Me'

  • August 2011 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 21 stories is Jackfan
  • Random author was Morgan Larabee for their story 'Burned Bridges'
  • Random reviewer was Neemps for their review of Kelmin's story 'Just What We Expected'

  • September 2011 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 11 stories is Kate of Kintail
  • Random author was fairyfanfiction for their story 'The Stuff'
  • Random reviewer was BymagaJones for their review of The Huntress' story 'H5-0: Sorry, Wrong Number'

  • October 2011 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 7 stories is Python
  • Random author was Pirate Turner for their story 'Mounds'
  • Random reviewer was Celticheart for their review of aemalie's story 'The Real Reason Myers Left (Hellboy)'

  • November 2011 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 12 stories is Jaxson Kelley
  • Random author was Andrew Troy Keller for their story 'Willing to be a Single Dad'
  • Random reviewer was msdarque for their review of arcadii's story 'Luck Be A Vampire, Tonight'

  • December 2011 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 19 stories is 630leosa
  • Random author was Lycanus for their story 'In My Blood'
  • Random reviewer was ckerg for their review of NikkiM's story 'Tony & Jet Play'

  • January 2012 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 32 stories is Andrew Troy Keller
  • Random author was Lexi for their story 'Vengance'
  • Random reviewer was kittycat for their review of LoriLee's story 'Finding Redemption'

  • February 2012 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 40 stories is Ginger S
  • Random author was Crow for their story 'The Link'
  • Random reviewer was Sissi16 for their review of Cowgirl65's story 'When The Cat's Away'

  • March 2012 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 10 stories is Lexi
  • Random author was Kelmin for their story '51 Cordon Bleu'
  • Random reviewer was jrgllfan for their review of LoriLee's story 'A Place to Belong'

  • April 2012 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 5 stories is Makoto Sagara
  • Random author was LadyCrystalCastalia for their story 'Mixed Feelings'
  • Random reviewer was Kerensa for their review of Hergerbabe's story 'I Don't Love You'

  • May 2012 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 16 stories is Slashygirl
  • Random author was AlixeNox for their story 'In This Broken City'
  • Random reviewer was msdarque for their review of Cernicalo's story 'Fill Me Up 3: Four Weddings and a Funeral'

  • June 2012 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 38 stories is DTS
  • Random author was Donna McIntosh for their story 'Sand, Surf, & Sex'
  • Random reviewer was julieuax for their review of Wgang16's story 'NCIS Tony's Family - Meds and Redheads'

  • July 2012 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 10 stories is CJ aka WritinginCT
  • Random author was Andrew Troy Keller for their story 'Sunbathe on the Roof'
  • Random reviewer was BuffyAngel68 for their review of CJ aka WritinginCT's story 'A Regret So Deep'. (Please note, BuffyAngel68 is eligible to receive the prize, but CJ aka WRitinginCT isn't because of the win within the last 2 months)

  • August 2012 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 40 stories is PirateTurner
  • Random author was SisterWine for their story 'Almost Goodbye'
  • Random reviewer was Hendrick4824881 for their review of gibbsandtonysbabe's story 'Birdman'

  • September 2012 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 26 stories is Kate of Kintail
  • Random author was Naitriab for their story 'The Bill'
  • Random reviewer was Gloworm41 for their review of Jo_Kay927's story 'The Green Eyed Wolf'

  • October 2012 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 8 stories is jessieleighcosta528
  • Random author was Pirate Turner for their story 'Three Lizards and Mistletoe'
  • Random reviewer was Nyre The Black Rose for their review of oliver31's story 'a call from the past'

  • November 2012 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 17 stories is Nancy
  • Random author was Rebel Melinda for their story 'The Ghost of Christmas Past'
  • Random reviewer was Melia for their review of rose_malmaison's story 'Craving Coffee'

  • December 2012 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 14 stories is ROSSELLA1
  • Random author was emeralds75 for their story 'Bound Together (Part 1: Hell)'
  • Random reviewer was Kundry Athalia for their review of Jo_Kay927's story 'Gunny'

  • January 2014 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 9 stories is Blackcrystaly
  • Random author was Jo_Kay927 for their story 'Forbidden Mates)'
  • Random reviewer was silvermoon for their review of Gotta's story 'The Project'

  • February 2014 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 3 stories is Kimberly Jackson. Note: There were a total of 4 individuals with 3 stories each, so we went to the 'tiebreaker' round.
  • Random author was cowgirl65 for their story 'All Dressed Up'
  • Random reviewer was Kundry Athalia for their review of OpenPage's story 'Ask Me No Questions and I'll tell you No Lies' by OpenPage

  • March 2014 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 6 stories is Blackcrystaly.
  • Random author was mbozzo for their story 'Leaning The Planet Poebus Forever'
  • Random reviewer was 6of7 for their review of TR Gardner's story 'Fireman Mike'

  • April 2014 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 6 stories is recordplayer69.
  • Random author was GingerS for their story \'A Teenage Prank Gone Wrong\'
  • Random reviewer was Shadow for their review of GingerS' story 'The Let Down'

  • January 2015 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 6 stories is PattRose.
  • Random author was Piscean6724 for their story 'A House Divided - Stoker's Scandal'
  • Random reviewer was Bits and Pieces for their review of Wertiyurae's story 'Der Meißel der Seele'

  • February 2015 Winners

  • Most Prolific Author with 10 stories is Imaginus75.
  • Random author was Thesseli for their story 'Knights of Darkness and Light'
  • Random reviewer was Bits and Pieces for their review of Wertiyurae's story 'Der Meißel der Seele'

  • Please note that there were no winners drawn from March 2015-December 2015


    January 2016 Winners

  • Random author was Beaker67 for their story 'From the Ashes- New World'
  • Random reviewer was Psi Fi for their review of vinsmouse's story 'Hot Summer Nights'

  • February 2016 Winners

  • Random author was BymagaJones for their story 'Epic, A Grimm Story'
  • Random reviewer was Nyre The Black Rose for their review of HarmonFreak1's story 'McBaby'

  • March 2016 Winners

  • Random author was OpenPage for their story 'Clandesine Operations (Part 1 of Sub Rosa Series)'
  • Random reviewer was Eranthe for their review of Squidgie's story 'In Which John Complains, Loudly, About Not Getting Laid'

  • April 2016 Winners

  • Random author was Skylark for their story 'The SVU Sentinel'
  • Random reviewer was emerald_isle_babe for their review of Belladonna's story 'Terror'

  • May 2016 Winners

  • Random author was Siberian for their story 'All He Can Give'
  • Random reviewer was Eranthe for their review of BuffyAngel68's story 'Open Heart, Open Arms'

  • June 2016 Winners

  • Random author was Eleanor Ward for their story 'Blood Brothers'
  • Random reviewer was Nyre The Black Rose for their review of wereleopard's story 'Behavioural Analysis'

  • July 2016 Winners

  • Random author was TheGirlWhoWaited1988 for their story 'Shattered Slipper, Twisted Fairy Tale'
  • Random reviewer was Eranthe for their review of Alexannah's story 'By the Light of the Night Rose'

  • August 2016 Winners

  • Random author was PattRose for their story 'Bizarre June Holidays with Jim and Blair'
  • Random reviewer was KoKoa for their review of ZzoaozZ's story 'A Matter Of Time'

  • September 2016 Winners

  • Random author was Thesseli for their story 'Stormbreaker'
  • Random reviewer was majphule for their review of Ares Desciple's story 'Harry Potter and the Lost Heritage'

  • October 2016 Winners

  • Random author was mbozzo for their story 'Who Is The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown?'
  • Random reviewer - There was no review left during September 2016.'

  • November 2016 Winners

  • Random author was Nokriyah for their story 'Stolen Moments'
  • Random reviewer was Eranthe for their review of shewolf's story '4 Winds Nightery'

  • December 2016 Winners

  • Due to unforseen circumstances, there were not winners drawn for December

  • January 2017 Winners

  • Random author was ZeusFluff for their story 'Illusions of the Island'
  • Random reviewer was Eranthe for their review of wereleopard's story 'Inside A Broken Man'

  • February 2017 Winners

  • Random author was Angelise for their story 'A Delivery from the Past'
  • Random reviewer was Nyre the Black Rose for their review of Joan Z's story 'Runaway Guide (Slash Version)'

  • March 2017 Winners

  • Random author was hyarrowen for their story 'Keep My Sword'
  • Random reviewer was Eranthe for their review of Shadith's story 'Captain of the Squad'

  • April 2017 Winners

  • Random author was Lady FoxFire for their story 'This is the Scroll that Never Ends'
  • Random reviewer was 4gcrazyme for their review of LadyPrudence's story 'Getting By'

  • May 2017 Winners

  • Random author was Rick for their story 'Run East'
  • Random reviewer was majphule for their review of PattRose's story 'Talking with Their Hands'

  • June 2017 Winners

  • Random author was Joan Z for their story 'Wilding'
  • Random reviewer was Eranthe for their review of Corwalch's story 'Too Late to Correct Your Mistake'

  • July 2017 Winners

  • Random author was recordplayer69 for their story 'You Better Not'
  • Random reviewer was Kaiikaii for their review of taylorgibb's story 'Touching Destiny'

  • August 2017 Winners

  • Random author was SarahP260 for their story 'Late Night Confessions'
  • Random reviewer was majphule for their review of eoen's story 'A Family Tradition'

  • September 2017 Winners

  • Random author was Mirrored Illusions for their story 'He Is A Villain By The Devil's Law'
  • Random reviewer was Eranthe for their review of SarahP260's story 'Undercover'

  • October 2017 Winners

  • Random author was RushmoreRose for their story 'ABC afterWords'
  • Random reviewer was majphule for their review of Emerald's story 'Forsooth, Good Gentles'

  • Please note that there were no winners for November or December 2017 due to unforseen circumstances


    January 2018 Winners

  • Random author was chamilet for their story 'Captive Audience'
  • Random reviewer was camcampgirl for their review of ulyferal's story 'Old Magic'

  • February 2018 Winners

  • Random author was Lucinda for their story 'An Education in Potions'
  • Random reviewer: There were no reviews during the time period, and thus, no winner

  • March 2018 Winners

  • Random author was Sarah Problem for their story 'More'
  • Random reviewer was Eranthe for their review of Galadrielle's story 'The Last'

  • April 2018 Winners

  • Random author was McJude for their story 'Reflect on the Rising Sun'
  • Random reviewer: There were no reviews during the time period, and thus, no winner

  • May 2018 Winners

  • Random author was Eranthe for their story 'Mon Cheri Aphrodite'
  • Random reviewer was jimmnycricket for their review of Joan Z's story 'My Brother, My Own'

  • June 2018 Winners

  • Random author was mbozzo for their story 'Missing Betty Cooper'
  • Random reviewer was majphule for their review of wereleopard's story 'Something Supernatural 2 Second Coming'

  • July 2018 Winners

  • Random author was SarahP260 for their story 'Voluntary Solitary'
  • Random reviewer was Ellie T for their review of Joan Z's story 'Runaway Guide 1 - To Claim a Guide'

  • August 2018 Winners

  • Random author was CarolelaineD for their story 'The Truth Behind The Lie'
  • Random reviewer was majphule for their review of YanzaDracan's story 'Part 5 - The Secret Identity Job'

  • September 2018 Winners

  • Random author was Mirrored Illusions for their story 'Hello Again'
  • Random reviewer was Eranthe for their review of Joan Z's story 'My Brother, My Own'

  • October 2018 Winners

  • Random author was Sarah Problem for their story 'Games'
  • Random reviewer was Eranthe for their review of wereleopard's story 'Hiding Who You Are'

  • November 2018 Winners

  • Random author was Shawnee Amess for their story 'Long Time Coming'
  • There was no random reviewer eligible for November

  • Please note that there were no winners for December 2018

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